About
At Worm Burner Club, we’re here for the golfers who keep it low, occasionally straight, and always slightly suspicious.
Founded in 2025, our mission is simple: create high-quality golf apparel for the players who know the game is ridiculous, the scorecard is mostly fiction, and a topped drive still counts as forward progress.
We believe golf is better when you can laugh at yourself.
Whether you’re thinning one across the fairway, three-putting from “gimme” range, or calling a worm burner a “controlled flight,” our shirts celebrate the beautiful nonsense of being a real golfer.
Quality You Can Count On ⛳
Our unisex tees are made from premium materials designed for range sessions, weekend rounds, clubhouse pints, and quietly pretending you didn’t see where that ball went.
They’re soft, breathable, and comfortable enough to wear all day, because your swing already has enough problems. Your t-shirt shouldn’t be one of them.
Designed for Golfers Like You 🏌️
We pair quality fabrics with designs that proper golfers instantly understand.
The kind of designs that get a laugh on the first tee, a nod from the guy in the buggy, and maybe a concerned look from someone taking their handicap far too seriously.
Our tees are easy to wear, easy to care for, and built for golfers who know the best stories usually start with, “I absolutely flushed it…”
Welcome to the Club
As Worm Burner Club grows, our commitment stays the same:
Quality apparel. Honest golf humour. And a deep respect for every player who knows a low bullet into the rough is still technically a shot.
Welcome to the club. Keep it low.